Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves

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Chuck Norris doesn't kill time Time kills itself for Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals

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Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming water just choses to be around him

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Chuck Norris doesn't get frost bite He bites frost

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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet; he scares the shit out of it

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Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.14 from: 7 votes