Chuck Norris can make your blood bleed
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votesDuring the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votesChuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votesChuck Norris bite can turn zombies into human
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 3 votesChuck Norris donates blood to the red cross, just not his own
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votesChuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votesChuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votes