Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot once a year

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votes

When Chuck Norris slice onions, the onions cry

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

When Chuck Norris steps on the Lego, the Lego cries

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 2 votes

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.67 from: 15 votes

During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes