When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votesWhen Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesIf a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votesChuck Norris can build a snowman from sand
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votesChuck Norris can build a snowman from rain
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votesChuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votesSpeed of Chuck Norris is faster than Speed of Light
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes