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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.58 from: 24 votes

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.05 from: 21 votes

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.52 from: 23 votes

42 percent of statistics are made up!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.65 from: 20 votes

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.39 from: 23 votes

Constipated people don't give a crap.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 18 votes

I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.35 from: 17 votes