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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.79 from: 28 votes

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.04 from: 24 votes

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.46 from: 24 votes

42 percent of statistics are made up!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.78 from: 23 votes

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.24 from: 25 votes

Constipated people don't give a crap.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.59 from: 27 votes

I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.42 from: 19 votes