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You are not even beneath my contempt.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 12 votes

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.73 from: 11 votes

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.88 from: 16 votes

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 15 votes

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.68 from: 19 votes

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.38 from: 21 votes

Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes