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I like the sound of you not talking.

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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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You won't drink away the alcoholism.

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You have the perfect face for radio.

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FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

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What food describes most men? Jerky.

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