I'm so much in debt, I think I should start a government.
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A healthy relationship is a relationship based on a lie.
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I hate that feeling when I am about to hug someone extremely sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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I usually don't have time to study, but when I do, I don't.
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Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to drown a fish.
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Father's day is by far the most confusing day in the ghetto.
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Dating a single mom is like continuing someone's else saved game.
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