Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
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Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
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Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!
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The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Being dumb is almost impossible nowadays. The competition is simply too big.
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Nobody whatsoever cares... till you make a mistake.
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