Duracell Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes
Monsters aren't under your bed or in your closet. They're the people you give your heart to who don't want it but take it anyway.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes
I always say "morning" instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to you.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 6 votes
He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't
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You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.
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When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes