Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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