Take my advice — I'm not using it.
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Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles.
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Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
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I like the sound of you not talking.
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