Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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If the music's too loud you're too old.
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The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
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All the problems fade before a hangover
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it
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Life is too complicated in the morning.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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