All One Liners and Comebacks

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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Nothing spoils the target more than a hit.

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If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

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Don't steal. That's the government's job.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?

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Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.

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