All One Liners and Comebacks

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Its girls like u that cause global warming!

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STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.

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I became a vegetarian – switched to weed.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.

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Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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You should need a license to be that ugly.

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