All One Liners and Comebacks

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Currently the flower business is blooming.

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I intend to live forever... or die trying.

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Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Your so dense, light must bend around you.

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