What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!
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He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
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If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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