All One Liners and Comebacks

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I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!

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How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

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I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate.

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How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.

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How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?

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Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair.

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