Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"
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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
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There are no winners in life ...only survivors.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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