Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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Why kill time when you can make it work for you?
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Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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You're like school in the summertime - no class.
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