Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!
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Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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I childproofed the house... but they still get in!
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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.
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