I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
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I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?
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Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
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A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
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Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch.
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My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
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