All One Liners and Comebacks

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What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?

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Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means.

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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

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How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

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Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.

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Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

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