I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?
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Don't drink while driving - you will spill the beer.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator.
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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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It's a pleasure to see you and another - not to see.
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