You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
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