All One Liners and Comebacks

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I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes.

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

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My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

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Stop with the blind jokes ... I don´t see the point.

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Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.

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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

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