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Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love

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A woman about sex has to know 'why?' and a man 'where?'

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How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off.

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Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.

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Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

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