All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.

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One Liners

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

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Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.

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Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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