Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
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Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.
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Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.
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