I feel like Tampax - at a good place, but wrong time...
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Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
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Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
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