Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
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What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
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