Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
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A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth.
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