Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
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I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
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