We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
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