Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
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What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike.
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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
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An escalator can never break — it can only become stairs.
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What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds.
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Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?
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I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
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