Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
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If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
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Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
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