Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
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Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.
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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
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