All One Liners and Comebacks

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If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.

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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

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Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!

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How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.

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He's not dead; he's electroencephalographic-ally challenged.

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