Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.
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What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin.
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You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.
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I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
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