It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
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Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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She's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
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I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.
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