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He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

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If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

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I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.

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Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down.

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