At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
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Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
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You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
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