Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
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Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
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I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
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The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
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