Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
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A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.
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What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
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If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it
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Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
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If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
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To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female...
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