It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours.
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.
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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet.
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An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain.
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