I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.
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Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested.
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Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
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