Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any.
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
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