All One Liners and Comebacks

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

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Everything always ends well. If not - it's probably not the end.

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What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

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