If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
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Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality.
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
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