Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head.
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Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose.
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After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names...
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
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