Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
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Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
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